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Robert A. Nelson
 Curriculum Vitaemin Supplementum

He is the Reincarnation of all Lifeforms from the Beginning of Time on Earth. He is the Most Humble Being in the Universe, and damned Proud of it. He enjoys a rewarding Weekend Career as a Gigolo at Area 52, servicing the Needful Things of various Alien Races, thus ensuring the Supremacy of His DNA in the Universes, with only mildly psychopathic Genitalia-Pity for You.

He says, "On Friday night 'They' fly me from Jean Airport to Area 52. On Monday morning I wake up with a sore nose, no memory, and my codpiece stuffed with $10,000 cash."

He also acts as Earth Ambassador to the Pleiadians and Dracos. He is rumored to be the Illuminati Station Chief for the SW USA, HQ LV NV. He cannot acknowledge or deny these or any other Factoids, at risk of Losing ( Loosing ) his Sacred Virginity, the source of his several Divine Super-Powers and metempsychic Anchor of Earth's Ecosystem... &c...

Not that He cares: "Usually I don't use my Super-Powers, just to make my Adventures more interesting."

Works-In-Progress : ---

Pilates of the Caribbean : A physical fitness instructor moonlights as a smuggler.

He is engaged in the pre-production of The Enema Trilogy:

(1) A Russian Proctologist moonlights as a sniper during the WW2 Siege of Leningrad. Working Title: Enema at the Gates...

(2) A German Proctologist serves as a Submariner during WW2. Working Title: The Enema Below... Alternate Title: Das Booty

(3) An Italian Proctologist-cum-Gynecologist ministers to Mussolini's Wife during WW2. Working Title: Il Douche ...

Shock & Awe :---
 
 































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He, Year-by-Year ... Your Tax $$ @ Work in Iraq ! Thanks Megatons !

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... I'm OK ! It's just a scratch...

Photos :-- http://elitistdeception.blogspot.com/2008/01/depleted-uranium-and-its-effects.html ...  http://www.mindfully.org/Nucs/2003/DU-Baby2003.htm

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