1 ) "What's the story with Billy Meier ?
Semjase
: " Billy Meier told too many lies and he faked
too many pictures -- and I don't love him
anymore... Bob Nelson is a Real Man, and I Love
Him ! His pheromones are irresistable, his DNA is
Elixir, and he is a Tantric adept ! His warmth,
kindness, and gentle sensitivity are legendary
amongst the Plejarans."
2 ) " I thought your name is
spelled Semjase. What's the story with Semjaze ? "
Semajse
: " Billy Meier is a lousy typist. Notice that the
Z and S are next to each other on the keyboard. My
name is Semjaze. But you may call me Semjase. "
3 ) " What are your vital
statistics ? "
Semjase
: " Go copulate yourself. "
4 ) " What about me ? "
Semjase : " You shall be killed and eaten.
"
5 ) " Are you and Ambassador
Robert Nelson " An Item " ? "
Semjase
: " Bobby is my man-pet, nothing more. "
Semjaze's Advice to Teens :--
" Girls: Stick to oral sex -- and
tata-wanking -- that which you so vulgarly call "
booby-boinking " -- it is much less dangerous and
virtually as satisfying as vaginal copulation, for
all that most men know ... And someday, anal sex
will leave you making doody in your panties when
your rectum loses its tonus. Save your Precious
for making babies...
"And -- Wash your genitalia -- you
and your partner(s) -- before and after sexing.
"And -- Wash your genitalia often,
and your rectum too. Use a bidet after you excrete
. If you must use toilet paper, wipe your rectum from Front-to-Back, NOT
Back-to-Front ! Why ? Because it prevents feces
from infecting your Precious, Silly Sister !
" Boys : Perfect your cunnilingus
-- and get a doctor to cut your frenulum so
you can pick your nose or even better, lick your
brow -- women and men love it ! And wash your
anass after making #2boomboom ...